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Edna Pringle (email@example.com)
My name is EDNA P. PRINGLE.
mr bell I am a disiple of J.C. JOHNATAN CHRISTIAN WEBSTER THE 3RD!
Although he loathes the internet it is the EYE OF SATAN!
he alowws me to patrol it for pornografy and offesive media!!!!!! we will use the devils own tools against him!
You were so rude to JOHNATAN on the air! The way you keep denying the excistance of the soviet union it never has gone away it is what they want you to think! you need to be more like STEWART MCBURNEY!!!!! NOW he was a radio HOST that knew what was going on he warned that all this glasnost was a ruse to make us weak and drop our guard!!!!!!!! But since it is at the comand of your master satan that you help keep alive this deception at all costs!!!!!!!!
every time the great and honorable J.C. WEBSTER the 3rd calls you NEVER let hin speak his points of reason and then you RUDLY HANGED UP ON HIM you have no right to do that!!!!!
YOU CALL HIS PHONE AND HIDE IN HIS YARD AT NIGHT!
You mock his NEW REVALATION and HIS NEW COMANDMENTS
GOD has chosen THE GREAT AND HONORABLE MR WEBSTER TO BRING FORTH THE NEW REVALATION!!!!!
here is a part of that REVALATION...................
"GOD IS ANGRY.....WE HAVE SPURNED HIS LOVE AND LEAPT FOR THE SPOILS OF SATAN FOR THAT WE ARE TO BE SET UPON BY THE THUNDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE THE FIRST HORSEMAN IS MOUNTED AND SET TO RIDE FOURTH UNTO THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND WITH HIS RIDE BEGINS THE SATANS LAST STAND HE WILL GATHER TOGETHER ALL THE NATIONS OF THE EARTH ALL THE FAGS,COMMIES AND MUD PEOPLE TO MOVE AGAINST HIS HOLY PEOPLE AND LAND ....AMERICA! HE WILL FIGHT WITH ALL HIS FURRY BUT HE WILL FIGHT IN VANE FOR WHEN JESUS BEGINS HIS RIDE.....PUNISHMENT WILL BE DEALT FORTHWITH FROM THE POINT OF THE SWORD OF JESUS"
-----------a quote from a sermen by the GREAT and HONORABLE J.C. WEBSTER THE 3RD
HERE FOLLOWS THE NEW COMANDMENTS AS GIVEN FROM GOD TO J.C.
1: THOU SHALT OBEY THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVALATION IN ALLTHINGS , QUESTION NOT DO AS YOUR TOLD!
2:THOU SHALT NOT LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC!
3:THOU SHALT NOT FORNICATE!
4:THOU SHALL NOT MASTERBATE!
5:THOU SHALL NOT WATCH PORNO MOVIES OR LOOK AT DIRTY PICTURES OF NAKED PEOPLE!
6:THOU SHALL HATE ALL THE ENEMIES OF THE LORD AND HIS PROPHET THE GREAT AND HONORABLE J.C. WEBSTER THE 3RD!
7:ALL NATIONS,AND PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHRISTIAN NATIONS AND PEOPLE ARE TO BE DESTROYED AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO GOD WILL BE PLEASED AND SET HIS KINGDOM UPON THE EARTH HENCE FOURTH!
8:THOU SHAL NOT ENGAGE IN FAGOTRY OR ANY OTHER QUEER BEHAVIORS !
9:THOU SHALT GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY AND KEEP THE SABATH HOLY!
10:THOU SHALL NOT INDULGE IN FATTY FOODS AND OR CANDIES OR DELICACIES OF ANY KIND FOOD IS FOR SUSTAINING LIFE NOT ENJOYMENT BE NOT A GLUTTON OR GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A HEART ATTACK!
mr bell these are the first 10 new comandments. GOD gives J.C. NEW COMANDMENTS DAILY, and he even gives personal comandments to idividuals!
HERE IS YOUR COMANDMENT!!!!!!
BRINGFOURTH YOUR EVIL VOICE ONTO THE AIR NO MORE ! REPENT AND ACKNOLEDGE THAT J.C. IS THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVALATION GIVE YOUR RADIO SHOW TO HIM!!!!!
You wonder why your phones werent working when you had that druggie on your show HA! J.C. prayed to GOD that your phones wont work!!!!!!!!!!!
and they didnt!!!!!!!
NEXT TIME J.C. CALLS YOU GIVE HIM HIS RIGHTFUL TIME ON THE AIR.
AND AS FAR AS THE ADAMS FAMILY GOES J.C.'S MEDIA WATCHDOG GROUP C.L.A.M.P. (CHRISTIAN LEGIONN AGAINST MEDIA PORNOGRAPHY)
IS FAMILIAR WITH IT AND MANY OTHER SHOWS THAT WERE DRAFTED IN THE SOVIET UNION TO SUBVERT AND PERVERT AMERICA. WHEN YOU WATCH THE ADAMS FAMILY (THE SHOW THAT INSPIRED CHARLES MANSON TO CREATE HIS FAMILY) YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IT GLORIFIES SATANISM AND INTRODUCED ORAL SEX TO AMERICA FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TV! THE WAY HE KISSES HER ARMS AND BODY WE KNOW THAT CAN ONLY LEAD TO ORAL SEX AN EVIL SO DISGUSTING AND WICKED THAT IT IT WHAT LOST THE VIETNAM WAR, ALL THE HIPPIES WERE CRAZED FROM DRUGS BUT WHAT SNAPED THE MIND OF AMERICA WAS ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!FREE LOVE ISNT FREE IT COST US DEARLY!!!!!!!!!
IVE WASTED ENOUGH OF MY VALUABLE TIME ON THE LIKES OF YOU J.C. WANTED TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE (HE IS HERE WITH ME NOW ) SINCE YOU WONT ALLOW HIS MAIL TO GET THRU THIS WAS THE ONLY CHOICE.
HOPE YOU LIKE BOILING SEWAGE MR BELL BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO GO TO HELL
-SINCERLY AND BETTER THAN YOU .................................... EDNA P. PRINGLE a woman in here proper place following A MAN OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!