Y WORRY 'BOUT Y2K

Why worry 'bout Y2K,
it won't make a bit of difference anyway
They say the world's gonna stop,
buddy that'll be the day
When the chips cache in on New Year's Day

What's gonna happen, no one knows for sure
The only thing for certain is there ain't no cure
Stocks could drop wildly and elevators too
We'll be cavemen again when it all comes unglued

The government's trying to sweep it under the rug
but there's no magic spray for the millennium bug
We've created a monster, it's about to break free
There's nothing quite as scary as technology

Why worry 'bout Y2K
It won't make a bit of difference anyway
Some genius wasn't thinking, now we've all got to pay
When the chips go stale on New Year's Day

The Egyptians had a good thng for a while
That big pyramid would make any Pharoah smile
They had flying cars and houses, weren't slaves to gravity
Til their chips ran out on 2000 b.c.

Chaos won't be just a theory anymore
Computers have been waiting to even up the score
Just like the Tower of Babel when communications die
So pucker up, bend over and kiss it all goodbye

Why worry 'bout Y2K
There's nothing you can do about it anyway
You won't find me on an airplane, I think it's safe to say
We're going down with our chips on New Year's Day

So why worry 'bout Y2K
We could all lose a pound or two anyway
I'll be running for the hills, don't be standing in my way
Such a party in the streets on New Year's Day
Won't seem like Kansas anymore on New Year's Day
When it all fades to black on New Year's Day